casondra's response

 

 

Mike: I was quite literal. Color wise, I pictured the girl as blue. I kinda just grabbed the crayons I hate to say. That's how I worked at this. I was working quickly.

 

 

But here you guys are, driving--whooooooo! And this is a close-up shot of the interior of the car, right? And here's your boyfriend. He's jsut sitting there driving. And here's this sexy naked blond girl, sitting on his lap. And then, this is a close-up of the girl? And then here's Casondra pissed off scrtacing the girl's head. See, you're a cat 'cause it's a cat fight? And you're wearing those blue shoes. Those shoes mezmorize me 'cause they look like hospital shoes. Are those hospital shoes?

Casondra: No.

 

 

Mike: I think I ask you that every time I see you. SO you're wearing blue shoes and a skirt, 'cause you're a girl. Is any of this real?

Casondra: Keep going. You have 2 scenes.

Mike: Sorry. And then I have a picture of your boyfriend. So in this first picture, it's important to notice that he's not sexually stimulated. She's not really doing anything but sitting on his lap, right? You were the aggressor for no reason.

Casondra: NO! She was rubbing up and down against him like this!

Mike: Oh, I thought she was sitting there. So there he is, but what really turns him on, as shown in this second picture, is his laptop. He is having, how shall I say this kindly, sexual relations with his laptop computer, which is an Apple. Oh no, he probably has a PC.

Casondra: He's a PC guy.

Mike: But still, I picked Apple because I thought MacIntosh would be a pretty girl's name or something. So, here he is, having sex with his computer, and here's the girl, and here's your cat face. and here's your family, your uncle and everything.

Casondra: Godfather.

Mike: Godfather, sorry. I got mixed up. You went fast for me. And then it says, "In high school it was Stephanie, now it's the laptop that takes all my men."

Casondra: OK, so flip back.

Mike: 'Cause you're angry with me. What was your relationship to this girl in high school?

Casondra: Totally casual. Just knew her from seeing her walk down the hall.

Mike: Did she get all the boys?

Casondra: I don't even know. I didn't know anything about her. SO THIS IS SPOT ON! THIS CAT IS SPOT ON! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FELT! My feet were under the dash, so I do't know what shoes I had on. But this cat is exactly how I felt, completely. Um, he has a maroon Jaguar.

Mike: OOOOOHHHHHH!

Casondra: So you're on with the color. This is the closest color to maroon we have in these crayons.

Mike: Yes! I kept getting red sports car. I don't know why.

Casondra: SHE'S NOT--THAT'S NOT HER. THIS IS HIS EXPRESSION INDEED. HE WAS A ZOMBIE: DUUHHHHH. TOTALLY NEUTRAL. BUT SHE IS VERY THIN AND LITHE. And that body type was very important in the way she was moving. She was SNAKING on him. She's all lithe. Very...lithe! There's no other word. Lithe is the word. So she is more seductive than that. But he is totally right. OK, flip the page...

 

Mike: IIIII thought she was seductive.

Casondra: This I think is the essence of the dream. I think, I think this is the essence. He is PC, not Apple. Never Apple. and this feeling here--IT WAS ONLY ONE MEMBER OF MY FAMILY. THE REST I DIDN'T KNOW. THIS FEELING IS ACCURATE. THERE IS A FEELING HERE OF GROUNDEDNESS. WHEN I LOOK AT THIS FAMILY I FEEL VERY SECURE. The way they are situated on the page and the way they are postured. This is the definite feeling I got when I saw my Godfather. Um, I was still feeling like that cat, definitely, still had that rage in the indoor space. So I think, yeah, I'd say you're about 75%!

 

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